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                                                              KANDA MAN                          Kanda Man and his adventures .. Yes this is what I had scripted some months back. A story of funny superhero called 'Kandaman' (Onion Man). I had written this story keeping a short and fragile guy in mind who gets transformed to 'Kandaman' after eating an Onion which he finds in the world of Deepbaazigar. Once turned into Kandaman; he helps all the poor people who are suffering from the increased prizes of Onions and the injustice done by millionaires who have large stocks of Onions. There is a main villian called KK (KandaKing) who owns all the farms of Kanda and has monopoly in the Onion market. His men do black marketing and hoarding of Onions and are responsible for...

     SAVE WATER and  SECOND ANNUAL FUNCTION OF  ASHWAMEDH KALAMANCH    On 19th January I saw an Ad on 'Cell phone cinema' contest on internet and decided to make a video using cell phone.  My Samsung doesn't have good resolution so I called up Rajendra and asked him for his I-phone. During shooting of NAKOSHI shortfilm I had decided to make an advertisement on 'Love Peg'. Love Peg or Master peg is generally referred to the last peg of drink. People do think that the last drops of the liquor are more concentrated and if you drink those drops you will always get successful love-life. hahaha...Don't know from where these concepts comes to India?          Once I asked my friend why does he tap Whiskey bottle under it? His answer was something like this. 'We can smell liquor, we can see it's blend color, we can also taste it, but we can't hear it. And to make all the senses satisfied with liquor, we tap underneath the bottle. ...

            SNAPs Of PAPER PLATES OF ACTIVITY CARRIED OUT ON 2ND ANNUAL FUNCTION           OF ASHWAMEDH KALAMANCH 

       

                                                                                          A white little Flamingo,                                      migrated to another land                                      in search of a food & water                                      and a greener land                                       Travelling is a need for       ...

                                                                             जा रहा हूँ मैं                                   जा रहा हूँ मैं, तेरा शहर छोड़कर                                                     मुझे ढूँढना नहीं तू किसी मोडपर                                                     तेरे सपनों का ये महल तोड़कर                                    ...

Deepbaazigar 'Quotes by Deepbaazigar' series posts are actually compilation of some of my Tweets.  You can follow me @deepbaazigar on Twitter 1) Live as a 'human  being', even God has created to be one. 2) Most of the people start their New Year with Dev/Bhagwan darshan; I started mine with Facebook darshan ;) 3) Don't drink and drive else you will really come to know 'Jail jaana bhushan hota hai' 4) Jabse Dr. Manmohan Singh is desh ke Prime Minister bane hai; maine Sardaro par jokes marna chod diya hai. Kya kare ? Apne desh ko hi  toh Joke bana diya hai  :( 5) My heart says Editing is fun; my eyes and back don't agree with it 6) Harbhajan became 'Bhajji', Yuvraj became 'UV', Gautam became 'Gauti'; But Virat can not become 'Viru', as there is only one Viru - Virendra Sehwag 7) Janta is fed up of Corruption; and Jantar Mantar is fed up of ANNA :p 8) 'Theater' is a 'path' towards the 'search of our sou...

                                                           MOB MANAGERS              People who have plenty of chappals/foot-wears outside their house are considered as richest people in small towns . There are many people who lead their communities without any 'Title'. Such people are titled as ' Mob Managers ' in this article. Infact 'Mob Handlers' can be apt term for them but I call them Managers because they manage their followers to carry out tasks which they plan. No I am not talking about politicians. I am talking about people to whom politicians also try to persuade to work for them; so as to bring their followers under their own roof. Some sell their souls for money and some don't . These Mob Managers are powerful speakers. These people are like those Dog-trainers who can stop their barking dogs ...

बादल  गम-ए-बादल दिल पर डेरा जमाये बैठे है तेरे फुरकत में हम सबकुछ लुटाके बैठे है न है चैन-ओ-सुकून मेरे मन को तेरी राहों में नजरे झुकाके बैठे है कब हटेगा ये घना बादल जुदाई का तेरे दीदार की उम्मीद लगा बैठे है आफ़ताब -ए -इश्क के रोशनी के खातर दिल का चिलमन उठाके बैठे है - दीपबाज़ीगर                                                                                          

                                                          ANIMALS KNOWS BETTER          Some of my spooky posts like Atma-the soul and Kashedi ghat ghost received well by the readers. Since then for long time I didn't wrote anything trippy. Perhaps this post will fill that gap.               It has been said that the animals have good senses than human being. People feel those animals which can be kept as 'pets' are some of wise animals; as we can train them. Lol... then why Donkey or 'Gadha' is used as synonym for stupid animal? Bats can see in night, so send then as Night-watchman....Oops whats wrong with me? I supposed to write scary things. Yeah well I will stick to it :)               Do you remember Bollywood movie 'Teri Meherbaniya', yea...

                                               TOO MUCH OF RELIGION              Jai Shriram , Jai Shri Krishna, Hari Om, Salam Walekhum, Jai Bhim,   I have many friends and they do start conversation with different words. Yes they feel proud to start with these words as they belong to those respective religion or community. There is nothing wrong in their practice as they follow what has been taught in their religions. But real problem starts when people with 'Too much of religion' in their minds expects same things from you. The question is how you react to these people ? There are mixed opinions on this. Some feel 'Jaisa des waisa bhes aur wahan ki bhasha' is the right way to adopt. You will see Indians working in Qatar,Dubai,Doha using 'Salaam Walekhum' to greet local residents. As we are living in Global world this is...