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लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग
पुल्लिंग, स्त्रीलिंग, नपुसकलिंग

लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग
श्रीलंका का बोलर है लतीश मलींग

लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग
अशोका था जीता ब्याटल ऑफ़ कलिंग

लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग
टपकता है पानी जब लिक हो सीलिंग

लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग
भेलपुरी में डालो चना और सिंग

लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग
टपरी पे पियो रोज एक कट्टिंग

लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग
पप्पू कांट डांस साला पप्पू क्यान सिंग

लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग
संता बन्ता कहते है सिंग इस किंग

लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग
फ़ोन की घंटी बजे ट्रिंग ट्रिंग ट्रिंग

लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग लिंग
फालतू है ये कविता मुझे है फीलिंग

- दीपबाझीगर
 






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