RA ONE EFFECTS

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Khan.One in RA.One
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Prayers : RA.Ghupati RA.Ghav RA.Ja RA.M
             Patit PA.One Sita RA.M


Teacher to Jr. KG Student: Count upto Ten
Student: RA.One, RA.Two, RA.Three, RA.Four.................RA.Ten


Father: Beta G.One me Hamesha No.One raho
Beta: Daddy isiliye main No.One Pita hoon


Famous Songs: RA.Takali mere khawab me aayi
                     G.One ke safar me RA.hi
                     RA.am teri G.Anga maili ho G.ayi
                     
Son: Ma.One Mala JE-Van de
Mom: Pahile RA.tion G.heoon ye


RA.Janikant: Yanna RA.skull


Laloo: RA.Badi Humara G.One hai


Who likes RA.One ?
NO.One
Who like G.One ?
Every.One


Ekta Kapoor's up-coming Serial :BA.One


Change in Names: RA.Khee SA.One 


Name: Jitendra Patel
Nick Name: G.Two
                                        
Real G.One:
G.One
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Comments

  1. Ashish JoshiOctober 18, 2011 at 12:03 AM

    ha ha ha ... rofl ... too good Deepak ... :D :D

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  2. deepbaazigarOctober 18, 2011 at 12:19 AM

    Lolz...Thanks Ashish :)

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  3. NirvanicOctober 18, 2011 at 6:45 AM

    K k k Kiran..
    R R R Ra one

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  4. ಅಶ್ವಿನಿ/ AshwiniOctober 18, 2011 at 7:15 AM

    ha ha the Ra.One effect is fast spreading. I loved these bits out here. Nice collection.

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  5. deepbaazigarOctober 18, 2011 at 7:19 AM

    Nirvanic your comment is Nice.One :)
    Ashiwini THANKS 4 liking the post.

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  6. Saru SinghalOctober 18, 2011 at 10:07 AM

    LOL...Deepak. Love this composition...:)

    Saru

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  7. deepbaazigarOctober 18, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    Hahaha,
    Mood achcha rahega to humor apne-aap sooz jata hai :)
    Thanks Saru :P

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  8. confusedyuppieOctober 19, 2011 at 7:18 PM

    hahah-loved the beta ra one comment!

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  9. deepbaazigarOctober 19, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    Thanks Confused Yuppie :-)

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  10. aativasOctober 19, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    Good one .. it made me smile

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  11. deepbaazigarOctober 20, 2011 at 12:18 AM

    Aativas, Thanks a lot,
    I am happy to make ur smile :))

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  12. S.V.SAIBABAOctober 20, 2011 at 7:28 AM

    ha ha your posting is A One

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  13. deepbaazigarOctober 20, 2011 at 7:48 AM

    Hahaha..That was A.One comment on this post,thanks saibabaji :)

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